wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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