My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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