i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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