If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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