love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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