we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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