Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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