I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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