can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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