fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
