ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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