2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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