You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
In America we eat man semen.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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