Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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