What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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