so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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