Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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