lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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