Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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