She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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