Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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