i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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