i don't like sucking hair
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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