According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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