i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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