lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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