she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
