I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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