Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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