Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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