6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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