Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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