maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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