You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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