Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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