Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
