the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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