I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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