He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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