if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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