Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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