the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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