Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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