Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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