The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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