how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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