Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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