I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize