he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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