we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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