She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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