No awkward lesbian experiences without me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You know, be my cock's hype man.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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