wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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