At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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